The Great War: Toastacons VS. Autovens

This was the war between Optimus Plum s' army (the Autovens) and GeorgeTron s' army (the Toastacons). The causes were the ever growing hatred between Optimus Plum - a member of SFPWCSTR & GeorgeTron - an evil sidekick to the SFPWCSTR's arch enemy, Louis Limberg.

Mount Doom
The war took place and ended at the base of Mount Doom, it occured while The Queen was travelling to the summit to destroy Louis Limberg. GeorgeTron has been instructed by Louis Limberg to fight off OptimusPlum 's army while he dealt with The Queen. Little did GeorgeTron know that it would be the last time he ever talked to his grand-master.

First Attack
The first attack and push forward was by the Autovens, they advanced forward towards the Toastacons front line firing mortars and english novels at their enemies. The Autovens managed to break through the first line of defense, but as the next row of Toastacons were to powerful hand-in-hand combat followed. The battle looked even at this present time. But as the Toastcons fought forward, Optimus Plum sent their secret weapon into the battlefield; This weapon was 'Norm Alguy '. GeorgeTron screamed in fear as he saw this average, everyday man coming towards his army, pushing each soldier down while listening to completely average music. But as Norm Alguy was getting closer to GeorgeTron, he was shot down by a Toastacon. His remains were never found.

The Toastacons Counter Attack
The Toastacon numbers were falling after the attack from Norm Alguy, but they also had a secret weapon. This weapon was more epic than Karmina Burama itself, something that is nearly impossible to do! As the Autovens fled in fear, GeorgeTron pressed the play button on his iPod connected to a 1/2 mile high speaker. Optimus Plum listened in fear as his worst enemy began to play eighties music - the thing he hates most in the universe! The Autovens began to explode,

The End
But OptimusPlum managed to fight it off by wearing Sennheiser' 201 HD's and listening to Heart Of Courage. As he did so OptimusPlum lept over the dead bodies off the Autovens, ran towards GeorgeTron whilst shooting down the remaining Toastacons and grabbed him by the chestplate. He fired his laser beam into GeorgeTron 's leg, making it explode and fall off. GeorgeTron fell to the floor looking up at Optimus Plum. Optimus Plum spoke and said, Your time is over, your army is dead, and now the SFPWCSTR shall destroy you!". GeorgeTron was about to speak when they both heard Louis Limberg shout something. They looked up to the summit of Mount Doom, they saw The Queen stab Louis Limberg with a wooden sword! Louis Limberg shouted "But..I am your fatthheerrrr!", they watched the Queen shout " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!". As Louis Limberg 's dead body dropped to the floor, Optimus Plum fired the super mega death of deathyness laser into GeorgeTron 's head, but what Optimus Plum had failed to realise what that while they had been watching Louis Limberg ' death GeorgeTron has pulled out a grenade and had removed the pin. They both looked at each other for a second. Then it blew, this was the end of the great war. The end of all troubles. The end of SFPWCSTR 's War. And it was The Beggining of Transformers !