Fritzl Syndrome

Fritzl Syndrome is a condition first discovered by Arthur Conan Doyle in 1899. People who receive Fritzl Syndrome get it through a letter posted to them by Kony. A person with Fritzl Syndrome will often hide themselves in a cupboard, closet, cellar, vagina or another claustrophobic space. The only way to cure Fritzl syndrome and therefore get the sufferer out of the confined space is by having Grand Designs presenter Josef Fritzl to visit them.

Known Sufferers
List of people who suffer or have suffered Fritzl Syndrome include:

The Queen

Boris Johnson

Flumpen Knickenwonka