Louis Limberg

Louis Limberg is the arch nemesis of the SFPWCSTR.

He has frequently been seen mocking SFPWCSTR members with cruel comments about them despite the fact he himself has only a skull for a head therefore has no tounge or vocal chords to speak with.

About Louis Limberg
Very little is known about orangins of Louis Limberg other than the fact he was born at the summit of Mount Doom (Australia) in 391 BC. It was there 69 years later that he forged the THE IMPEDIMENT that now plagues all of the members of SFPWCSTR.

Notable accomplices

 * GeorgeTron, Left hand evil henchman
 * Blackjack, Right hand evil henchman
 * Mr. Hughes, Dark lord of chemistontical knowledge
 * Jamie Oliver, Evil lord of shitty cookery
 * Dank the Slammer, will fuckin slam u

The Great war
Towards the beginning of the Third age Louis Limberg's power was growing again. He rebuilt his impenetrable fortress of Barad-Slur(your words) and recruited legions of vicious man eating turtles. The SFPWCSTR became increasingly concerned for their safety and began their journey to Mount Doom and destroy THE IMPEDIMENT by throwing it in the lava in which it was forged. Along the way they encountered The Queen who, after it was revealed that she in fact was inflicted with THE IMPEDIMENT, joined their cause along with her thousand strong army of tortoises. The journey was long and arduous and the travellers encountered many monsters such as the man-eating pupple tukey of death and a cucle of wild tuttles. But on the 21st year of the third age the group reached Barad-Slur.

The battle that ensued was epic and if it were to be made into a film it would have 'Heart of Courage ' played over it. At first it looked like Louis Limberg's forces were going to completely annihilate the forces of the SFPWCSTR but just when it looked like all hope was lost Geoffrey the Christmas Shed-builder's army arrived with several garden utensils and turned the tide of the battle.

Soon it was only Louis limberg left. The queen strode towards him on her tortoise and prepared to kill Louis. But Louis pulled out a turtle and asked the Queen what is was. The Queen squirmed and struggled and eventually said "It is a TURTLE!" Louis was astounded that she did not mispronounce and fell backward allowing The Queen to close in for the kill. The Queen's wooden blade stabbed straight through Louis.

"That is for taking the mickey of my father and all of the SFPWCSTR!" said The Queen

"But..... I' am your Father.'...." said Louis as he died

["Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"] screamed The Queen

Thus ended The Great War and the evil tyrant Louis Limberg.

Also see - Toastacons VS. Autovens