Kenya Wunderkidd

Kenya Wunderkidd is the negro child star and resident superhero of Equestria and proud holder of the Guinness World Records for most children eaten in 10 minutes. He was born on 29 Acacia Road and his childhood friends included Philip Schofield and a pre-fame General Edgar Lymphocyte Greenhouse. Kenya's superpowers include having the strength of 20 big men and the cleanness of Charlie Sheen. Kenya's passtimes include his model trainset, swimming and masturbation.

Kena lives with his husband, wife, his alzheimer's ridden Auntie and Noel Edmonds in Hackney and recent activities include presenting "Countdown" and appearing as a guest star on "Holby City" and "The Bill" as 'frightened man', a role previously played by Sir Derek Jacobi and Orson Welles.