The Queen

The Rt Hon. Queen Jimmy Savile Stalin Reichberg The Fourth MBE has been the Queen of Equestria since 1487 and is not to be confused with gay gym members turned supposedly great band Queen. She was born on the 1st of April 2003 to Mr. Reginald "The Embryo'" Savile and Ms. Gaynor "Stop Making Sausages" Womble OBE. A keen fisherman, her sexual reassignment surgery in 1947 left her unable to say the word "Turtle", instead opting for the frankly vile "Tuttle". She joined the SFPWCSTR in 460 BC during the Great War against Louis Limberg because she came across the society and thought it would be helpful to join them, with her having nothing to do and all that like. She claimed, however, that she joined in order to hide from her husband and Racist of the Year 1972, Prince Philnut, Duke of Cuntinburgh. This was later proved by Brian Cox to be Bollocks.

Early Years
Jimmy grew up in Hackney, the world capital of knife crime, in a large boat constructed out of wood and filled with animals by Noah himself. After her parents were assassinated by Oswald Harvey Lee, she was left to fend for herself in the boat with only her black and white cat, HIV, to give her comfort. This was a hard time for Jimmy and it lasted several thousand years. She became happy again when was 11 after she joined a Strip Club in 100,000 BC and met popular blackface minstrel and german bastard, Prince Philnut. After humping eachother like rabbits, they decided to get married at St. Mohammed's Church in Birmingham and their royal wedding earned them millions from old grannies buying tea cloths with their deformed faces on them. Chav spokeperson and family favourite Katie Price called Jimmy "A inspirashon too evrybodi outt dare hoo suffas frum knot being abul too sai turtal rite".

Involvement with the SFPWCSTR
In 460 BC, during the SFPWCSTR's voyage to Mount Doom, The Right Hon. Queen Jimmy Savile Stalin Reichberg The Fourth MBE joined them and revealed that she suffered from THE IMPEDIMENT. She contributed her thousand strong army of Tortoises to the cause. After all members of the SFPWCSTR were killed, The Queen confronted Louis Limberg and killed him in a ridiculous dramatic Star Wars pastiche. Since she is quite obviously ever so royal and special and because she does SO MUCH for our country, she was made the leader of the society after the Great War. When asked by Jools Holland on his show why she decided to join the SFPWCSTR, she replied "One feels that one must get away from Prince Philnut and all that like.". This flippant comment was followed by a round of applause and a standing ovation from the studio audience.

Personal "Life"
The Queen is shutly Pansexual and she came out of the closet in 1945 after being shut inside it due to a severe bout of Fritzl Syndrome.

She claimed in an interview with Nuts Magazine that the only books she has ever read are We're Going on a Bear Hunt and Mr. Tickle.

The Queen admits that she has a monthly dose of Botox to "keep her looking about 20".

Her favourite band is Georgie McPherson and the Cosmic Jellybabies, a Swedish band popular with the gear hip young people of this modern age.