Lee Hurst

Lee Hurst
Lee Hurst was a leading member in the SFPWCSTR until 1572, when his friend Randolph Dickery-Dock became the president of the Jordan Branch. Randolph beat Lee by 391 votes to 69. He was so distraught at not becoming the president he vowed revenge on Randolph and left SFPWCSTR and joined Louis Limberg' society, THE IMPEDIMENT. He played a key role in the famous 'Cunt Of The Opera', with his co-actor Jamie Oliver. Other than this he didn't do much in THE IMPEDIMENT and is usually refered to as Pee Curst after a tragic accident experimenting with a 'En Lar Gen You Repen Is ' spell. The accident did not kill him but he remained shock by the event for the rest of his life and decided to move to Brocton in South Africa. Here he met his wife,Blackjack. They spent a few happy years together until Blackjack had to leave him to fight a battle against Nadroj Semrig. After finding out that Blackjack had died in Operation: Piss In Sandwich, Lee commited suicide by watching his former colleagues (Jamie Oliver) programme 'Cooking Cunt' repeatedly while dipping his feet in cyanide. There was no funeral, and nobody knew he had died. His remains still remain unfound to this day.