Cunt Of The Opera

Cunt Of The Opera
An opera written, performed, directed, produced, scripted, recorded, danced, shitted, visualised, discovered and thought out by Jamie Oliver and Lee Hurst. It lasted for 3 days and 70 people died during the performance after eating 4 of Jamie's 30 minute meals in under 6 minutes. The opera was an outstanding success with critics going mad at the sight of Lee Hurst in his dress.

Reviews
Georgetron - "RHRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHHRH"

Louis Limberg - "I enjoyed it so much, the acting was terrible which is what I love"

Brian Blessed - "ABBBSOLUITELLLYY BBBRRILLLIAAANTTTTTTTTTTTT

Saxton Hale - "SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE