Equestria

Equestria
The magical land of Equestria, home to a bunch of trippy multicoloured, sentient horses, unicorns and pegasi, is clearly a fucking dapper place to go to. (see left) It is also responsible for the bulk of Louis Limberg's massive doom army of ultra mega death. After the terrorist attack by GeorgeTron on the World Slade Center, a monument held dear by the small, Slade obsessed residents of Equestria, left the grief stricken ruler of Equestria, Celestia with no other options than revenge, she became the tyrannical and ruthless queen Molestia. Molestia was the driving force behind Louis' massive suicidal equine army, until near the end of the Great War when her sister, Luna, took a break from playing Mass Effect 3 and looking at Animal Porn to try and stop Molestia. After the Grylls Portal closed off and Equestria was in peace once again, the ponies then devoted the rest of their existence to attempting to genetically clone the members of Slade from the few charred beard hairs that remained. To this day, it is unknown whether the ponies succeeded in their obscure mission, or simply went insane trying.