Philip Schofield

Philip Schofield was an international terrorist involved heavily in the destruction of World Slade Center, a child molester as uncovered by Brian Cox during the Jimmy Savile investigations, an underworld drug tycoon and popular presenter on most ITV programs. He was shot and killed by Navy Seals on May 2, 2011 when he was discovered in a compound after a tip-off from major gangster underworld figure and former Schofield ally Gordon the Golfer after a decade long-manhunt during the War on Terror. A special edition of the cube where Philip Schofield's pale, decomposing body was operated as a ventriquolist dummy by Vic Reeves in order for Schofield to present the show one more time, much to the horror of viewers, was shown on ITV after his death.