Herman Buttock-Splicer

Background
Born as the illegitimate bastard child of Susan Boyle and a household Wheelie Bin, Herman Buttock-Splicer recieved his infamous name when escaped cells from his Buttocks evolved and directed the god awful film Splice. In his early life, Herman was repeatedly crushed by his mother SuBo's chubby feet in her desperate attempts to find more food and / or furniture to eat, giving him his charecteristic battered appearance and vocal disabilities. This is what later led him to join the Society. When he was 14 years old, Susan accidentaly set fire to the Wheelie Bin that he called Father when she thought that it would transmute it into food after she watched 2 episodes of the fairly mediocre anime Full Metal Alchemist. After seing his father burned before his very eyes, Herman decided to escape his life of oppression in the Brazillian slums and flew to Germany with The Beatles after their charity performance at the Favella forced them to leave Ringo behind as a sacrifice for the ravenous Brazillians. Upon landing in the beautiful land of Germany in 1912, Herman quickly applied for a job wiping crusty bits of food from local homeless men's beards. At the equivalent of 4 pence an hour, Herman, after 20 years of wonderous beard scrubbing, had finally saved up enough money to buy a toy guitar. He used this toy guitar to scam Adam Sandler out of $8,193,108 USD, and with that money he bought a private jet, complete with it's very own Taiwanese Ladyboy.

Joining up with the SFPWCSTR
After using his newly aquired funds and private jet to fly to the Society's base in Jordan (country), He asked local tribesmen for directions to the local SFPWCSTR base. As he approached the massive, turtle shaped base, two armed guards halted him and asked; "wot ar u doeen hear??" Herman promtly sprayed numerous amounts of spittle and gibberish at the guardsmen, who let him pass without further interruption, raising their weapons in reverance of such a gifted man.

Death
Herman is widely believed to have died in the arms of one of his fabled Asscheekian warriors on the battlefield at the peak of the Great War, and according to the Asscheekian hist last words were "sausage the chinquechento but never forget narwhol tommy."