Operation: Piss in Sandwich

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Operation Piss in Sandwich was widely regarded as the greatest accomplishment of the Society, not least by the grandmaster, the Queen herself. The operation, carried out solely by Nadroj Semrig, had the primary objective of soiling THE SANGUINE LORD'S (Louis') Delicious and perfectly made Sandvich with a bottled yellow substance known as Jarate, obtained from Bear Grylls before his ominous disappearance in the creation of the Grylls Portal. The operation was a stunning success, the horrific taste of the Jarate putting HIS OMNIPOTENCE off salt for good, which was a major source of power for him in the days prior to the operation. As well as this, Nadroj also carried out the secondary objective to obtain vital Sandvich schematics, a recipe which would greatly help the Society's forces in the later days of the Great War. This was also the operation in which Louis Limberg's sidekick, Blackjack was killed. The horrific and bloody battle between Nadroj and Blackjack is said to have lasted a full half hour, until the Society operative managed to fire a tank shell directly into Blackjack's FOREHEAD.