Bebo

Bebo was a primitive form of social network from the dark ages. It was created by entrepeneur Roland Rat after Roland realise that the youth of Britain were twats. Most popular in around 2006 BC, Bebo users often had no concept of sanity and owned various wierd and overall dull pets on Bebo that were forgotten about in a similar way to Bebo. Iconic fortune tellers who predicted the loss of one ball for Adolf Sinatra and the martian abduction of HMS Titanic, The Mayans, once claimed in a FHM interview that "Bebo would soon fall and succumb to the dark depths of Richard Hell".