Georgie McPherson and the Cosmic Jellybabies

Georgie McPherson and the Cosmic Jellybabies were a Swedish band formed in 1985. Members were Georgie McPherson (Vocals, Tambourine) Alfred Asbestoes (Lead Guitar, Triangle), Henry Bulge (Sitar, 80's Synth) and Rajesh Contomararishikechstavolos (Drums, Stylophone). Hits included "I've Got Some Sweets (Get Into My Van)", "See That, Little Boy? That's A Todger" and "Don't Tell Your Parents". In 1988, they fronted the massive UK advertising campaign "Rape: Just Say Yes". After fading from the public eye for a few years, the band made a comeback in 1991 with their album What Do You Mean Two Years On Probation? and it's lead single "Paedosexual".It's three follow up albums did similarly well. In summer 2001, they released their smash hit single, a joint effort with Cumberland Bandersnatch, "Wanklathon", which went platinum within 8 minutes despite it's controversial music video featuring Cumberland, Alfred Asbestoes and a brick wall.In 2004, they were one of the many musical artists who joined together to record "Do They Know It's Positive?" in LiveAids. The band split in 2008 after a row over a packet of Mini Cheddars.Rajesh Contomararishikechstavolos has since embarked on a successful solo career, scoring a number one single in Czech Slovakia with "Spank The Monkey (Think Of The Children) Feat. Jason Russell" in 2011.

Discography
Groovy Grooming (1986)

Sell Her Body (1988)

What Do You Mean Two Years on Probation? (1991)

Don't Look At Those Files (1994)

Sgt. Pepper 2 (1996)

Don't Get Me Mong (1999)

SHE WAS JUST 5! (2003)

Bowel Explosion (2005)

Not Quite Legal (2008)

Pre-Pubescent Lust: The Very Best of Georgie McPherson and the Cosmic Jellybabies (2009)

Legacy
The band continue to be popular amongst hipsters, Asberger's sufferers and homosexuals. In his book "Better Out Than In", John Barrowman claimed that "The band were always paedophiles. It's obvious from their album titles and song names!". Once again, the ever dilligent Brian Cox dismissed these claims as Bollocks and John Barrowman was subsequently made to walk off the plank by kids presenter and albino Boris Johnson on an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine.