Geoffrey the Christmas Shed-builder

Happening-trailer-wahlberg.jpgrey the Christmas Shed-builder (A.K.A. Mark Wahlberg
Mark Wahlberg is a multi-oscar winning, incredibly successful and talented Hollywood actor as well as devoted member of the SFPWCSTR. He joined SFPWCSTR under the pseudonym Geoffrey the Christmas Shed-builder, so as to not draw unwanted attention to both himself and the SFPWCSTR.

Early Life
Mark was born in a shed somewhere and is thought to be the illgitmate son of Elvis Presley and Nikita Khrushchev. Of course both of these are male so those that believe and spread this rumour are obviously invalids. When asked if this rumour was true Mark turned to the inquirer and punched through his face. No one ever asked again.

Acting Career
Mark spent his early acting career on the childrens television programme- 'Barney the Dinosaur'- in which he played the titular role. He was, however, sacked from the show after a slighly unsavoury incident where he punched a camera man after he spilled coffee on his barney costume. After this incident Mark went to Taiwan where he spent four years studying under the one and only Chuck Norris. After this long but essential hiatus Mark returned and starred in multi-oscar winning movies such as 'The Happening' and the remake of the 'Italian Job.'

Joining the SFPWCSTR
At the peak of his career Mark decided to join the SFPWCSTR. Theories on why he decided to join vary from the possibility that he himself suffered from THE IMPEDIMENT or maybe he just really hated Louis Limberg. Mark himself refuses to comment.

The Great War
Mark distinguished himself during The Great War as not only a great soldier but also a great military leader. He commanded the fifth infantry legion and was the first member to reach Louis Limberg's Death Castle of Mega Doom. He, himself, never fought in the final battle thpugh as he was recovering from a wound he recieved when fighting a one-on-one fist fight with Louis Limberg's older brother Pip the Destroyer.