Berk Hepatitis

Berk Hepatitis is an honourary member of SFPWCSTR. With a thick South african accent, he is the first member of the society in it's history to overcome THE IMPEDIMENT and finally be able to say Turtle.

Early Life
Berk was born in Capetown, South Africa and his birth killed both his mother and his father, The Woganator. Though this may sound sad, it wasn't at all for Berk, who was chuffed that because of his parent's deaths because he had bodies to experiment on. His childhood was a disturbing one but Berk enjoyed it immensely, often gravedigging for more bodies to bugger about with. After a chance meeting with Gene Wilder, Berk decided that experimenting with human bodies wasn't moral and so he turned to God, which is arguably even less moral. Unfornately, God sent him an explicit text featuring Jesus and some of the peasants who also got crucified in a darkened room with blindfolds and so Berk became a bastard and went on a rampage. After being put in prison for two years for killing anti-everything Nazi Mel Gibson over and over again in various universes, Berk left South Africa for da big citi. Berk has become a successful stand-up since his troubled past, with hit tours being performed all around local Poundlands. He is currently performing as a warm-up act for Elton John concerts. He joined the SFPWCSTR in 2003 and after even more advice from Gene Wilder, he overcame THE IMPEDIMENT in 2008.

Kidnap
Like all seemingly happy stories in the SFPWCSTR, things took a turn for the worst recently because Berk Hepatitis was kidnapped for one year by non other than Louis Limberg. As a punishment for overcoming THE IMPEDIMENT, when Berk was returned back to the SFPWCSTR HQ, he had part of his tongue snipped off, which cunts claim as 'an iconic statement' against 'the big society' and compared Louis to 'Che Guevara'.