THE IMPEDIMENT

THE IMPEDIMENT is the term used for the inability to say the word 'Turtle '. Many suffer from THE IMPEDIMENT and the SFPWCSTR was set up to help them.

Creation
THE IMPENDIMENT was forged in 322 BC on the summit of Mount Doom (Australia) by the arch-nemesis of the SFPWCSTR- Louis Limberg. Little was known about how THE IMPEDIMENT was created until Louis kindly donated the recipe to the society.

Recipe

 * 1) 100000000kg of volcano
 * 2) One hair plucked from the chest of Saxton Hale
 * 3) 0.00000000006ml of Seb's own brand 100% alchohol (coz any mor wood kil ya)
 * 4) One medium sized wheel of Irish mature cheddar.
 * 5) 200ml of Equestrian pony anus
 * 6) A crumb of drug
 * 7) 76lb of kilogram
 * 8) 3 Asian dictators
 * 9) Tetris
 * 10) Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarind
 * 11) (Kirsty Rowson)*


 * It is unknown whether this was an actual ingredient used or just popular myth. Number 11 did not appear on the original transcript but may have been on the section of the scroll that was missing.

Warning
Please do not attempt to do this recipe at home as the last person to try accidentally awoke Saxton Hale from his eternal slumber and was promptly thrown into the sun.