The Police

The Police are a middle-of-the-road 80's band who are no one's favourite band and nobody has much to say about. Fronted by 80's crime drama character Sting, The Police are most notable for their songs "Roxanne" about a prozzy hoo iz korrupt an shit lyke and "Every Breath You Take", the anthem for the National Stalker Club. After Margaret Thatcher intervened, The Police broke up in 1986 and Sting embarked on a 'successful' solo career, so successful that not one single person in the entire history of the world can name a solo Sting song and so instead talks about his 'amazing charity work'.